MATTHEW 2: 1-12
One of the venerable old saints of the church jumped up and stomped out of the annual Christmas play being held at the church. The minister couldn't figure out what was wrong so she hurried after him. When she caught up with the old man in the parking lot and asked what was wrong she was told, "Preacher, I've gone along with a lot of changes through the years, but this thing tonight just went too far, I mean who ever heard of the three wise men walking up to the baby Jesus in the manger and presenting him with....gift certificates."